Anything With a Pulse

An anti-love story about the perils of modern dating.

Written and directed by Eliana Ostro

Anything With a Pulse had a sold-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe, transferred to the Park Theatre as their Pick of the Fringe in 2019, and then returned to the Park for a second run in 2022.

A man and a woman meet in a club.

Spotting each other from across the dance floor, they hit it off. Their story should be simple enough. But in a world where we hide behind games and personas, it doesn’t always play out like that.

He tries to fit in with his macho group of friends – ‘some of the biggest dickheads to grace this planet’. And she is torn between feeling comfortable with the unexciting ‘nice guy’, or facing the games and pretences of modern dating.

‘A witty hang-on-to-your-hormones tour of modern dating’
★★★★ The Times

REVIEWS

Rating: 5 out of 5.

‘It is great credit to Ostro’s writing and the sensitive performances of Love and Davison that beneath the comedic breakneck pace a steady swell of melancholy gathers…’

LOST IN THEATRELAND

Rating: 4 out of 5.

‘A witty hang-on-to-your-hormones tour of modern dating’

THE TIMES

Rating: 4 out of 5.

‘Punchy and warm. As endearing as any Richard Curtis rom-com’ 

THE STAGE, 2022 review

Rating: 4 out of 5.

‘A joy to behold… Fresh and smile-inducing’

THE STAGE, 2019 review

Rating: 5 out of 5.

‘Cutting and delivered with on-point timing’

BROADWAY BABY

Rating: 4 out of 5.

‘A his ‘n’ hers Fleabag’

BROADWAY WORLD

Rating: 4 out of 5.

‘A berocca-fuelled play, fizzing with attitude from start to finish’

CLOSE UP CULTURE

Rating: 4 out of 5.

‘Playful, lively and wonderfully funny’ 

A YOUNGER THEATRE

Rating: 4 out of 5.

‘Energetic and dynamic’

LONDON THEATRE 1